A shed of one's own

Lucy Mangan in today's Guardian has her own inimitable take on the Australian Mensheds project featured here last month. She writes:

"So it is that, even though I am a lady, I spend half my waking life dreaming of a house with a garden, with a large shed at the bottom of that garden, obscured from prying eyes by swags and hanks of carefully trained clematis and other assorted foliage, and secured at all points by padlocks the size of a baby's head. I want some grant money."